programmers V/S non-programmers.
A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte. A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer. Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club. Somu : public member or private? Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be wrong? Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software. THIS ONE IS TOO GOOD!!! PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..? Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference. Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer... Somu : how do you say that? Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address! Ramu : why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue? Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vande mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market! Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive.. Somu : How...