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To, MY NEW SWEET INNER CLASS, THE DAY WHEN MY EX- GIRLFREIND BECOMES PUBLIC SHE LEFT ME, THE WHOLE CLASSPATH IS DISTURBED AND MY HEART IS THROWING NULL POINTER EXCEPTION, WHICH I CANT REMOVE. THE DAY WHEN I SAW U IN BIN MARKET, THE WHOLE ENVIRONMENT VARIABLE CHANGE AND I FALL IN LOVE, IF U ACCEPT MY LOVE I KNOW MY HEART THREAD WILL EXECUTE NORMALLY. THE DAY WHEN I MEET U MY HEART FEELS THAT……… U AND ONLY U R THE ONE TO WHOM I THINK IS FINAL AND STATIC IN NATURE,U AND ONLY U CAN OVERRIDE MY HEART,I FEEL U R LIKE A LANG PACKAGE TO MY HEART, WHICH IS AVAILABLE ALWAYS TO ME. MY HEART NEEDS ONE CATCH BLOCK TO LIVE, IF U WANNA BECOME MY GF.THEN TELL ME SOME NECESSARY PACKAGE SO I IMPORT FOR U WAITING FOR UR COMPILATION ……. HOPE FOR NO ERROR, WARNING AND EXCEPTION YOUR ONLY LOVE BASE CLASS

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee…. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" "No" replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!" The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?" "No!" replied the Managing Director angrily. "Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone……………..

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my girl friend. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means...