A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. "Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman. "Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady. The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?" "There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady MORAL: Gather all requirements and resources before working on any project and committing to the client...!!!
The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box. "There are 5 things you need to know," he told the pencil, "Before I send you out into the world. Always remember them and never forget, and you will become the best pencil you can be." "One: You will be able to do many great things, but only if you allow yourself to be held in someone’s hand." "Two: You will experience a painful sharpening from time to time, but you'll need it to become a better pencil." "Three: You will be able to correct any mistakes you might make." "Four: The most important part of you will always be what's inside." "And Five: On every surface you are used on, you must leave your mark. No matter what the condition, you must continue to write." The pencil understood and promised to remember, and went into the box with purpose in its heart. Now replacing the place of the pencil with you. Always remember them and
A Indian lad applied for a salesman's job at London 's premier department store. It was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before? "Yes sir, I was a salesman in Mumbai , India ", replied the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow " The day was long for the young man, but he got through it. The boss came and asked, "How many sales did you make today? "Sir, Just ONE sale." said the young salesman. "Only one sale?" blurted the boss. " No! You see here, most of my >staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. ." If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way How much was the sale worth? "Three hundred thousand, three hundred pounds" said the young marwari. "What" How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss Well , said the salesman, "This
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